Karaoke?

So, being that a friend of mine is leaving tomorrow for college, a few of us got together and went to a Karaoke bar.
Random impressions:

-Food was incredibly unhealthy, yet I could not stop eating.
-Holy crap, that's a lot of country.
-Karaoke man in charge guy was pretty nice.  Decent voice.
-'Man of la Manchester?'  What the fuck?
-Aww, my friend has a great voice.
-GO MICHAEL PHELPS
-Ahahaha I'm so nervous I'm going to shake my legs like I'm trying to dance.
-I can't sing.