Meme, semi-stolen from selfandsoul

Ten things I want to say to ten different people:
"Shut up.  You're not funny.  Get out of my room."
"Life doesn't suck as much as you think it does."
"What the fuck did I do?"
"I wasn't flirting with you."
"I'm so sorry."
"You're an awesome fellow, but just calm down a bit."
"You just caught me at numerous bad times.  I'm not a dick."
"I think your essay was really poor."
"I miss you so much."
"Would you like to dance?"

Nine things about myself:
-I like chocolate.
-I name my electronic stuff.
-I procrastinate horribly.
-I've lost a bunch of stuff recently
-Sometimes I think I pretend a bit too much.
-I still don't know how to drive.
-I love not knowing everything.
-Conversely, I hate not knowing things.
-I'm still bitter about that teacher. 

Eight people/things I miss:
-The Loser Corner
-Family
-My house
-My room
-My teddy bear
-The Saturday Group
-A bunch of my books
-A few forums.

Seven ways to win my heart:
-Laugh
-Sing
-Dance
-Trust
-Believe
-Inspire
-Be a redhead

Six ways to lose it:
-Lie
-Cheat
-Steal
-Insult
-Refuse to accept the possibility of change
-Be overly apathetic

Five random thoughts from the last week:
"What's the difference between smut and porn?"
"Should I try and pirate the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack?"
"What the hell am I doing for Halloween?"
"How am I going to get home?"
"What would a Steampunk Condom be like?"

Four things I did not do today I should have:
-Order that stupid book.
-Send in my vote.
-Call home.
-Read a bit for class on Monday.

Three foods I really want to eat:
-A taco.
-Pomegranate Soda.
-Anything of our 'family meals.'

Two places I want to go:
-England
-The Arctic

One horrifying thought:
"I'm being sucked into Livejournal."